Lovely Morning

A bird(or multiple birds judging on the amount of poop) pooped on me today. It was horrible because it wasnt just a little bit. It got on my leg, foot and three spots on my skirt. Needless to say, I was freaking out a bit. Everyone tired to be encouraging by telling me it was good luck. But lets be honest, none of them would be okay if they had to walk around all day with crap on their skirt